For the drama starters, pot stirrers, and chaos connoisseurs…
We see you.
We know you.
We made you a shirt.
Introducing the shirt with the brilliantly unhinged message:
“I Got You Some Jumper Cables Since You Like To Start Shit.”
This shirt is the PERFECT gift for that one friend, coworker, ex, or relative who keeps the group chat spicy for absolutely no reason. Wear it yourself as a warning sign — or give it to someone who treats drama like a hobby.
Why This Shirt Is the Pettiest Thing You’ll Wear All Year
- Peak Instigator Energy – Subtle? No. Accurate? Absolutely.
- A Certified Conversation Starter – Specifically for conversations you probably shouldn’t have.
- Soft, Durable, & Ready for the Smoke – Heavy cotton that can handle messy people and messier situations.
- Unisex Fit – So anyone can rock their chaos proudly.
- Feels Good, Looks Better, Reads Petty – The holy trinity of graphic tees.
Specs (a.k.a. The Important Stuff)
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton
- 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
- Classic fit
- Tear‑away label
- Reinforced seams for long‑term wear
- Available in multiple sizes and colors